There is only one perfect condiment and that is: mustard. Ranging from vibrant yellow to perfect gold, it not only tastes delicious but is the clear winner amongst all condiments. Need some extra flavor on your hotdog? Or dare I even say, cookie? Well, mustard is the way to go. Its versatile taste, ranging from sweet to tangy to salty, is perfect for anything your heart desires. And, not only is it delicious and versatile, but studies have shown that there are numerous health benefits, such as increased immunity and improved digestive health, for those who eat mustard regularly. 

With so many brands and flavors out there, for some people, the world of mustard can be an overwhelming place. Even worse, there are some people out there that claim “mustard is mustard no matter the brand.” However, I warn you, do not listen to those people — at least when it comes to condiment talk. Not only is that flat out not factual, but it’s ignorant, and dare I even say rude?

As a mustard lover myself, and self-proclaimed mustard connoisseur, I welcome you to Mika’s Mustard Meeting, where I will answer the question I’m sure has been keeping you all up at night — what is the best brand and flavor of mustard? 

While impossible to pick one, here’s a quick rundown of four mustard brands and flavors for any occasion:

First on the list, we have the classic Heinz Yellow Mustard. This $1 easy-to-squeeze and hard-to-lose iconic vibrant yellow bottle is great because it can easily satisfy that craving we all know and love. You know that feeling of getting ready to eat honestly anything and then it strikes?….you think to yourself  “this would be a thousand times better with some mustard.” That’s what Heinz Yellow Mustard is here for — those quick pick-me-ups that can bring any meal from a 7 to a 10.

Sometimes though, you might be feeling a bit bougie (but not too bougie… for all the bougie lovers out there, check out mustard #4!) This Stonewall Kitchen sweet honey mustard is the perfect mix of sweet and savory. Remember the cookie mentioned previously? Well if you’re ever feeling a bit adventurous and want to try out a new flavor combination: chocolate chip cookie and honey mustard. You’ll thank me later. Hopefully.

If you don’t have a sweet tooth and want to appreciate mustard for its savory goodness, you’re right where you need to be with the Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard. Made from spicier mustard seeds, this mustard gives the perfect robust and intense flavor of mustard everyone loves. It’s the perfect spice addition to practically any meal. And the best part? It’s only $7 for a 10 oz bottle, and since a little goes a long way with this specific flavor, not only are your taste buds happy, but your wallet is too.

Hello bougie lovers! This last mustard option is the Lakeshore Wholegrain Mustard with Irish Whiskey. Not only is this clearly a great conversation starter, but its versatility is what makes it extra special. With each spoonful, one can taste the deep complexities of sweetness, savory, and smoke — the perfect combination to add to sausages, pretzels, veggies, you name it. 

And that’s it for today’s rundown of Mika’s Mustard Meeting. Hope that cleared up some pressing questions everyone had, and remember, when in doubt, mustard it out.