You need to change your alarm sound

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The default sound for any alarm on an Apple product is the most recognizable sounds to high schoolers other than the bells that mark freedom from each class and complaints of exhaustion. But the radar sound effect is associated with the worst moments of the day. We will receive a few moments of euphoria in a dream only to be abruptly interrupted by a jolting noise.  As a light sleeper it causes me to snap upwards into a sitting position immediately in bed. Then I scramble towards my phone in an attempt to save my family from a second cycle of the blood curdling beeps. But the alarm is not a sound restricted to our bedrooms, no, it follows us to school as well.

Teachers when doing lessons will set timers for their class so as to not waste valuable learning time. But what type of phone do they have? Apple. When we think we are safe at school to slowly wake up and begin to defrost our brain, we are not. The alarm goes off in class and you can see around the classroom that many still involuntarily jolt upright or groan and swipe at the desk in front of them in a ludicrous try to make the sound stop. This is a common occurrence and needs to come to an end.

I only see three possible solutions to this bleeping conundrum.  One, we as a society could stop using the radar default as our alarm to wake up. I suggest the strum sound as it is a more gentle and easy sound to wake up to. Two, teachers should be fired if they play the radar sound in class. Or three, we overthrow Apple and destroy every mobile device on Earth.