With Valentine’s Day just around the corner, teens are running out of time if they want to escape expensive dinners and extravagant planning. Panorama translated classic break-up lines.
The Line: “It’s not you, it’s me.”
Translation: It’s not me, it’s you.
Our Opinion: If we’ve established that you are the problem, shouldn’t this conversation be going the other way around?
The Line: “We’re just at different points in our lives.”
Translation: You are so far beneath me it’s not even funny.
Our Opinion: Obviously we’re not at different points in our lives because we’ve been together for the last six months. Try again.
Our Opinion: Obviously we’re not at different points in our lives because we’ve been together for the last six months. Try again.
The Line: “I love you like a friend.”
Translation: You don’t turn me on at all.
Our Opinion: Do you mess around with all your friends? If that’s the case, then it’s probably why we’re breaking up.
