Maizy Judson

“So one time I was in preschool and I was with my friend and I decided that I wanted to give my sister’s hamster a bath. I went in my bathroom and filled up my sink with water, and I gave it a bath and then I blow dryer it and thought it was sleeping and then I tucked it into my American girl doll bunk bed. I thought it was asleep. I thought I helped it, and then my mom came upstairs and was like, ‘No, it’s not napping; it’s dead.’ Um, then my mom took my sister to Petco after school and got a new one.”