If I were to count the number of times I have nearly been wiped off the face of the Earth courtesy of drivers in the school parking lot on my fingers, I’d give octopi a run for their money. Infrastructural, organizational, and hand-eye coordination issues aside, it’s safe to say that the parking lot is a pretty dangerous place. Luckily for you and all of your limbs, I’m here to help. Flip through the cartoon below and find out how you too can navigate the school parking lot – and emerge in one piece.